You know it’s Ramazan when…

1. You mentally claim half the food on the table

And then get mad when someone steals the last of your paneer pakoras.

2. Gluttony you say?

But can you really blame me?

3. You also remember to stuff yourself at Sehri

And drink enough water to house a couple of fish.

4. While everyone around you is suddenly a dietary expert

Magical thirst-preventing yogurt and filling fiber! Should I be writing these down?

5. It’s impossible to feel well rested

6. And your internal clock’s all messed up

7. However, your social circle has suddenly awoken

Already got plans for Iftaar? No worries, a Sehri appointment works just as well.

8. God forbid you’re told to move an inch and actually do your job

9. Brain activity seems to have slowed down for many

When everyone starts to resemble an aloo ka samosa, you know you have a problem.

10. Complaints are the soundtrack to your rozas

11. It’s Crazy Taxi world

Iftaar time, bajis.

12. Sometimes you wish you could just fast-foward the day

13. It seems like the sweet sound of the Maghrib Azaan will never reach your ears

14. But somewhere along the way you realize there’s more to life than food

15. And that’s when you get into the real Ramazan spirit

16. Usually right after Iftari

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