Are you Really Happy? Math Knows the Answer!

Remember when we were kids and had to do algebra? Every kid has once in his/her lifetime asked the question “What’s the use of Algebra?” Some grew up to find the answer, while others – like myself – remained totally confounded… that is until now! Yes my dear countrymen I have finally found the answer!  I have discovered what the real purpose of algebra is! The purpose is *drum roll*